Humor will appear here as soon as we come across any!
August 16…National Tell a Joke Day!! |
โI never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.โ
“He liked fishing and seemed to take pride in being able to like such a stupid occupation.”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
I was addicted to the hokey pokeyโฆbut I turned myself around.
- โKnock, knock.โ
- โWhoโs there?โ
- โAlabama.โ
- โAnybody with you?โ
- โNope. Iโm Alabama self.โ
- Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereโs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisโฆ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereโs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisโฆ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
August 12 |
This cowboy walks into a bar.
His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.
August 4 |
Two Guys Small Biz
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.โ
Oscar Wilde
August 4 |
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesnโt bother me too much. It never smells and itโs always silent. As a matter of fact, Iโve passed gas at least 20 times since Iโve been here in your office. You didnโt know I was passing gas because it doesnโt smell and itโs silent.”
The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I donโt know what you gave me, but now my passing gasโฆ although still silent, it stinks terribly.”
“Good”, the doctor said, “now that weโve cleared up your sinuses, weโll start to work on your hearing.โ
August 4 |
Why WOMEN tend to live longer than MEN.