I am looking for my new found joke list. It is the one that reminds you of all the jokes you forget. Or maybe its one liners today, mini quotes. List of jokes to come if you see none below. Or comebacks and more.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
โI misjudged youโฆ Youโre not a moron. Youโre only a case of arrested development.โ –
Hemmingway
โKnock, knock.โ
โWhoโs there?โ
โAlabama.โ
โAnybody with you?โ
โNope. Iโm Alabama self.โ
Did you hear the joke about experiencing dรฉjร vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing dรฉjร vu?
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the worldโs largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, โWhatโs with the paper towel?โ The pirate says, โArrr! Iโve got a Bounty on me head!โ
What does โidkโ stand for? Everyone I ask says, โI donโt know.โ
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereโs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, โWhat are you staring at? Havenโt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?โ The guy says, โItโs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.โ