Today is the day for these delicious nuts. My father enjoyed all nuts. He would sneak a can of peanuts or cashews or well any nut into his office. He would also get nuts for Christmas. Mom wasn’t always pleased but it was one of his private indulgences. Celebrate today by getting you some of these, or giving some to a friend, they will like you a bit more.
Also remember these are often part of ice cream flavors and various pastries. Share any experiences you may have had. Read more details on this delicious treat.
I am looking for my new found joke list. It is the one that reminds you of all the jokes you forget. Or maybe its one liners today, mini quotes. List of jokes to come if you see none below. Or comebacks and more.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
“I misjudged you… You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.” –
“Anybody with you?”
“Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu?
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
What does “idk” stand for? Everyone I ask says, “I don’t know.”
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
This makes me miss my dad who passed away back in 2020. We would ride the coasters together, and enjoy the trips. There weren’t that many, but I recall we did pull over once on a summer trip back through Oregon or Washington. Saw on just off the freeway, so we pulled off. Went for the ride and then continued our hurried back trip to Arizona.
We did a few at Disneyland and the Scream Machine at Six Flags in Atlanta. Those come to mind. I also did them with my friend Alissa. The one she didn’t go on with me did me in though . California Six Flags. We did a couple of the others but one did me in.